Retro Beverage Enthusiast Gifts

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Computer Class.

'It's an antique!'

'The King of what?'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

The Old Time Television Channel

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

1950's.