Retro Coffee Aficionado Gifts

Ordering Sanka was a mistake. When the waitress said, "Sanka?" to me, that's the reason I simply answered, "You're welcome."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

You've Had Enough!

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Non-Power Breakfast

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Countervailing Clichés.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

EU and India partnership.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Just don't let the old man get you down.