Classic Drink Aficionado T-Shirts

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Happy Hour

You're the botanicals in my gin

Shaken not stirred

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"They grow up so fast."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Whiskey wars

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

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