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Benjamin's trying to bring back the 3- Shirley Temple lunch.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Bring out yer books!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Fun (circa 1955)

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'New Game'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.