Drinking Buddy Appreciator Pillows

Drinking Companions

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'I know it's gassy...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Tequila Mockingbird

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Next Round Indicator

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Wanna talk about it?

'Toast'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."