Drinking Buddy Appreciator Pillows

Drinking Companions

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'I know it's gassy...'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Dolphin friendly tuna

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Tequila Mockingbird

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'Toast'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Next Round Indicator

Wanna talk about it?

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'