Drink Buddy Pillows

Right now my brother Al is paying a psychiatrist a hundred bucks an hour to hear his troubles, while I'm drinking beer and telling you mine at happy hour prices. Obviously, Al IS the crazy one.

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I know it's gassy...'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Dolphin friendly tuna

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Tequila Mockingbird

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Toast'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Wanna talk about it?

Next Round Indicator

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'