Drink Buddy T-Shirts

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'I know it's gassy...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Tequila Mockingbird

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Wanna talk about it?

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Toast'

Next Round Indicator

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Drinking Companions

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."