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"These nuts are fabulous. Eat about six bowls and the price of the drink begins to make sense."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I heard they mate for life."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Reading the sports pages.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Running Latte

'Toast'

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

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Best friends without borders.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

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