Cocktail Companion T-Shirts

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'Alcoholidaze: Margarita and Bloody Mary & their pet duck...Fluffy.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

You're the botanicals in my gin

"An everything Martini, please."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Reading the sports pages.

Espresso Martini Peacock

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

You're the olive in my martini