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"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Baloneystini

You're the olive in my martini

'Fried chickens.'

Prawn Cocktail Please