Cocktail Crusader T-Shirts

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Super pets.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

A dog at the bakery.

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Welcome Ghost.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Sea Change.

Pinata Zombies

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

It's a Dog's life

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Dogs and Cake

The Family Joules: Part 15

Food Pyramid

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

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"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Game Addiction

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'