Cocktail Crusader Pillows

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

A dog at the bakery.

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Welcome Ghost.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Sea Change.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

It's a Dog's life

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Food Pyramid

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Dogs and Cake

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'