Cocktail Comrades T-Shirts

'Me, now, I'm just the opposite - Drinking SAVED my marriage.'

Playing Fetch.

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"An everything Martini, please."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Tequila Mockingbird

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

You're the olive in my martini

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.