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"Not you, too, Larry. Pumpkin-flavored?"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

You've Had Enough!

Reading the sports pages.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Non-Power Breakfast

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'How long has what been going on?'

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

'I didn't know it was so dangerous. . . Mac's coffee.'

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

"I could argue about foot and mouth until the cows come home."

Knights of the Coffee Table

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

'There is no point in having a spoon rest on the counter for the coffee stirrer, if you're not going to use it!'

"I'm somewhere between O. and K."

"The worst part of the job is dealing with people in despair, people at the end of the tether. . . and that's just my colleagues."

Businesspeople gather in bedroom setting 'They can't regulate us in here.'

'OK lads...not a word about the barista tournament. As far as our wives are concerned we've been at a rape and pillage seminar in Oslo.'

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'Where're the biscuits?'

"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"

"When I said the coffee flowed like a river here at the office, I meant it literally."