Coffee Comrades Prints

"Not you, too, Larry. Pumpkin-flavored?"

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

You've Had Enough!

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Reading the sports pages.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Non-Power Breakfast

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

'How long has what been going on?'

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

'I didn't know it was so dangerous. . . Mac's coffee.'

"I could argue about foot and mouth until the cows come home."

Knights of the Coffee Table

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

It's always nice to get together with other cartoon animals and compare notes

"The worst part of the job is dealing with people in despair, people at the end of the tether. . . and that's just my colleagues."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid café owner who discovers a map to the lost coffee bean of the ancients. The bean is hidden in crumbling catacombs beneath a booby-trapped Mayan temple. Braving an almost certain grisly death ... The cafe owner sends his obsequious minion to liberate the bean. Wait ... what? But the story really gets going when the evil minion tries filing for workman's comp just because he loses a few toes. Can the brave own

Businesspeople gather in bedroom setting 'They can't regulate us in here.'

"I'm somewhere between O. and K."

'There is no point in having a spoon rest on the counter for the coffee stirrer, if you're not going to use it!'

'OK lads...not a word about the barista tournament. As far as our wives are concerned we've been at a rape and pillage seminar in Oslo.'

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station

'Where're the biscuits?'

"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"

My calf had a terrible Charley Horse this morning. You have a calf? Gee, I thought having a wolverine was unusual!