Coffee Comrade Prints

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Bad dog."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Reading the sports pages.

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Cook and Octopus

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'How long has what been going on?'

'Fantastic chance to show what you can do...resources are of course stretched...we'd be very grateful.'

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

French Toast

Commie Chef.

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"There, that ought to hold you."

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

Ants take cheese and grater