Canine Comrade Prints

'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'Does Rover want a doggie treat?'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

''It's an understanding we have if he wants to come out with me.''

"...Perhaps he's detecting a ghostly presence. . !!"

"It's alright, he's just being friendly."

"I allow you to use my name as your password, so the least you could do is feed me some table scraps from time to time."

Rockwell School

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'Smith's cat- chase, but don't corner her!'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

'I think he wants to enlist in the K-9 corps!'

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

'When I told you to take the dog out I didn't mean for drinks!'

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

Drunk Dog.

'I owe more than it's worth.'

'If he misses, can I have the apple?'

'Well, I'm no expert, but my research would indicate you exhibit symptoms of being what is referred to colloquially as a 'jerk'.'

Walking the dog.

"Bad dog."

"Let's go, Barney - I guess some people just don't like dogs."

Playing Fetch.

Welcome to the Team

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Police Cow!

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

'I'm not in if that's my best friend.'