Coffee Companions T-Shirts

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Reading the sports pages.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'

"He gets his best ideas that way."

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'