Cafe Companion T-Shirts

"Life's a binge and then you diet"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"You're the lid to my pot."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I heard they mate for life."

Countervailing Clichés.

Reading the sports pages.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Salt and Pepper

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'You've had enough!'

Running Latte

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Coffee Menu

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Best friends without borders.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Are you as excited as I am?"

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

Lunch

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'A sandwich?'