Cocktail Captain T-Shirts

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Martini Lovers

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

My first mistake.

Join me in a beer?

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

The New Square Mile Regulator.

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

'Gosh, really? That must be pretty grim...'

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

Piano Bar

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'002' - A discussion about 007.

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

Fallen Angel.

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

Dinosaur skeleton with a cocktail glass.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'