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"And just who the hell are you to tell me I'm entitled to my opinion?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

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'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"And this is Helen, my wife by a previous marriage."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"Aperitif?"

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

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