Cocktail Party Champion Gifts

"And just who the hell are you to tell me I'm entitled to my opinion?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"And this is Helen, my wife by a previous marriage."

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"Aperitif?"

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"Thank God you're here. Walter has been Barry Manilowing us to death."

"You fit in. You just don't match."

Corpse Reviver Number 2