Cocktail Captain Mugs

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Martini Lovers

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

My first mistake.

Join me in a beer?

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

The New Square Mile Regulator.

'Gosh, really? That must be pretty grim...'

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

'002' - A discussion about 007.

Dinosaur skeleton with a cocktail glass.

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."