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Piano Bar

Yoga for Alcoholics

Join me in a Martini?

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

My first mistake.

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

"It's Olive isn't it?"

"I unleash greed, disease, and death on the world, and you're saying you ate an apple that made you smart?"

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'You've had enough!'

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Fallen Angel.

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

"Everything has been done to death."

"The usual, please."

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

'Fill 'er up!'

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"

Have you been living in the moment, Al? Living in the moment? I thought you said I should be living it up in the moment! Frankly, the hangovers are killing me!

'I think it's finally accurate to say that literally everyone is misusing the word 'literally'.'

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."