Cocktail Commuter Mugs

"My business model is the same as my drinking model."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Cat Nip.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

Packed like sardines

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Commutobile

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."