Commuter Mugs

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"Everyone I know has a crazy long commute."

"Hold my hand and we can use the carpool lane."

The Official Pace Car of Your Morning Commute

'Ahh...I see your future. Get up, go to work, go to bed. Get up, go to work, go to bed. Get...'

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

'The 10 Habits of Highly Annoying People'

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Rest Area

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

'Mind your own business' section

Commuting bishop uses crook to hold on to tube train strap.

The Optimist

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'Clapham, please.'

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

Canal Street

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Beating the rush hour traffic

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Schadenfreude

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Highway Robbery

'When you get on the bus, you should go somewhere instead of just riding all day.'

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

The weekend getaway.

"Ah, noise, people, traffic. I missed this."

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

'Excuse me, but is this office space taken?'

Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway