Commuter Prints

"Everyone I know has a crazy long commute."

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"Hold my hand and we can use the carpool lane."

The Official Pace Car of Your Morning Commute

'Ahh...I see your future. Get up, go to work, go to bed. Get up, go to work, go to bed. Get...'

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'The 10 Habits of Highly Annoying People'

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Rest Area

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Commuting bishop uses crook to hold on to tube train strap.

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

'Mind your own business' section

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

'Clapham, please.'

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

The Optimist

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Highway Robbery

Schadenfreude

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

The weekend getaway.

Canal Street

'When you get on the bus, you should go somewhere instead of just riding all day.'

Beating the rush hour traffic

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Train ride simulator.

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

At 'The Quiche Truck Stop' there are restrooms labeled 'Women,' 'Men,' and 'Real Men.'