Commuting Commuter Mugs

'See - they always find their way home.'

'I'm just ringing to let everyone know what a complete annoying idiot I am.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

The Fast Lane.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Touring Cyclist

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Packed like sardines

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Scarf puts hat back on.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Commutobile

Is Driving Doomed?

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate monday mornings.