Cocktail Commuter Gifts

"My business model is the same as my drinking model."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

We'll have Manhattans...

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

In case of emergency, break glass.

Packed like sardines

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Commutobile

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"