Caffeine Commuter Gifts

Packed lift in sardine canning factory.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Jungle Taxi

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

"It's a hybrid!"

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Green Bike

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"Do we look like we're going up?"

'You're late!'

"They've replaced the company car."

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

Mobile

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

My Day - elevator magazine

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

Man on bike

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

'Like I really needed to get caught in a tractor beam'

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

The bus company's new 'time-saving-initiative' was not going down too well with the passengers.

Electric car with Batman and Therese

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

Commuting

"I feel more connected with a hybrid schedule."

"Just so you know, this is not my usual coffee cup size."

On frigid mornings I go to my car, turn the heated seat up to high, then head out for a freshly-baked cinnamon roll. Ah, warm buns!