Caffeine Commuter Pillows

Packed lift in sardine canning factory.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"It's a hybrid!"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Green Bike

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"Do we look like we're going up?"

'You're late!'

"They've replaced the company car."

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

Mobile

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

My Day - elevator magazine

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

'Like I really needed to get caught in a tractor beam'

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

Man on bike

The bus company's new 'time-saving-initiative' was not going down too well with the passengers.

Electric car with Batman and Therese

"I feel more connected with a hybrid schedule."

Commuting

'See - they always find their way home.'

"Just so you know, this is not my usual coffee cup size."

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.