Office Commuter Gifts

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Touring Cyclist

Packed like sardines

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Is Driving Doomed?

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Commutobile

Laughing Zone Ahead

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Fur Baby

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."