Commuting Gifts

"Try honking again."

"Everyone I know has a crazy long commute."

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

"Hold my hand and we can use the carpool lane."

"NUDE" magazine

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

The Official Pace Car of Your Morning Commute

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

'Ahh...I see your future. Get up, go to work, go to bed. Get up, go to work, go to bed. Get...'

Targeted Advertising

'Dang! Every time I've almost caught up to the bus, the driver puts out that stupid stop sign.'

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

Pigeon Little

'We were going to define the problem but it was simpler to re-define success.'

'No, the morning traffic doesn't bother me.'

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

Please use tunnel vision,

'The 10 Habits of Highly Annoying People'

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Beware of Everything.

Rest Area

Road work next 15 years.

I feel your pain. (Bus stops on man's foot).

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Way too many people ahead...

'Bob, the 'check engine' light just came on,'

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

Commuting bishop uses crook to hold on to tube train strap.

The gang at Chilson Engineering was committed to saving money...

"Why isn't my car horn magically fixing everything?"

Linda mad a killing during slow-moving commuter traffic.