Commuting Gifts

"Try honking again."

"Everyone I know has a crazy long commute."

"Hold my hand and we can use the carpool lane."

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

The Official Pace Car of Your Morning Commute

"NUDE" magazine

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

'Ahh...I see your future. Get up, go to work, go to bed. Get up, go to work, go to bed. Get...'

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

Targeted Advertising

'Dang! Every time I've almost caught up to the bus, the driver puts out that stupid stop sign.'

Pigeon Little

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

'We were going to define the problem but it was simpler to re-define success.'

'No, the morning traffic doesn't bother me.'

Please use tunnel vision,

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'The 10 Habits of Highly Annoying People'

Beware of Everything.

I feel your pain. (Bus stops on man's foot).

Road work next 15 years.

Rest Area

Way too many people ahead...

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Commuting bishop uses crook to hold on to tube train strap.

"Why isn't my car horn magically fixing everything?"

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'For a minute there I thought he was going to make it.'

"It will be your job to create major delays."