Commuting Commenter Gifts

March of the penguins.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Touring Cyclist

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Packed like sardines

Is Driving Doomed?

Scarf puts hat back on.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Commutobile

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Laughing Zone Ahead

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

I hate monday mornings.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Fur Baby

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.