Commuting Commentator Gifts

'Do you remember when cycle paths were called pavements?'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

March of the penguins.

"Take me home now!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Trapeze artists commuting

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Honey I'm Home

Theme Park 'n' Ride

Need a Lawyer?

I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand.

Metrocard error messages

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

Penguin at work with zebra and lion says: 'The commute is killing me.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Bus Stop Evolution

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

'I don't like this. . .'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."