Commuting Cynic Gifts

"Relax...I've come for your bus pass."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

No Immediate Danger

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

Famous Oxymorons...

Wow. A corner office at last

March of the penguins.

'You're too big to fail and be fired, but too small to move up to the job you'd like'

'You don't understand, Hartwell -- the handshake WAS your Christmas bonus.'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Jones, Needham, Pinkner, Fortney - Just doing their jobs.

Metro Sapien.

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

"I was thinking about leaving until I found out they were going to waterboard me during the exit interview."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

Find the failed CEO who got a 200 million dollar bonus while being fired.

'I hate my boss!...'

Man at a desk in Performance Review Dept. has a cannon in the 'OUT' box pointing out the window lights cannon.

I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand.

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

Back in 5 Minutes.

'I see you hold degrees in eating, sleeping, AND mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the other college graduates who have applied.'

"I just can't work out where the f*****g Swear Jar money went."

"It makes the commute that much easier."

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

"Sir, are all these compliments and this reminiscing about my time here leading up to my termination?"

It's an unpaid internship, but it's good experience.

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Stretch-Camel.

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'