Commuting Cynic Gifts

Got a beloved commuting cynic in your life? Celebrate their sharp wit and love for the daily hustle with our collection of cleverly themed gifts. From humorous mugs perfect for that morning coffee, to witty t-shirts and cozy pillows that reflect their personality, and eye-catching prints that add character to any space. These gifts are designed to make their commute more fun and their surroundings more personal, blending humor with style for anyone who finds comedy in the daily grind.

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"Relax...I've come for your bus pass." mockup

"Relax...I've come for your bus pass."

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The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic. mockup

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

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No Immediate Danger

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"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff." mockup

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

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She Persisted (But it was a Weekend) mockup

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

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Wow. A corner office at last

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Famous Oxymorons...

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March of the penguins.

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'You're too big to fail and be fired, but too small to move up to the job you'd like'

'You're too big to fail and be fired, but too small to move up to the job you'd like' mockup

'You're too big to fail and be fired, but too small to move up to the job you'd like'

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'You don't understand, Hartwell -- the handshake WAS your Christmas bonus.'

'You don't understand, Hartwell -- the handshake WAS your Christmas bonus.' mockup

'You don't understand, Hartwell -- the handshake WAS your Christmas bonus.'

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"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway." mockup

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

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Jones, Needham, Pinkner, Fortney - Just doing their jobs.

Jones, Needham, Pinkner, Fortney - Just doing their jobs. mockup

Jones, Needham, Pinkner, Fortney - Just doing their jobs.

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'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

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'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder) mockup

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

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"I was thinking about leaving until I found out they were going to waterboard me during the exit interview."

"I was thinking about leaving until I found out they were going to waterboard me during the exit interview." mockup

"I was thinking about leaving until I found out they were going to waterboard me during the exit interview."

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'I hate my boss!...'

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"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up." mockup

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

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The Side Effect of Self-Awareness mockup

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

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Find the failed CEO who got a 200 million dollar bonus while being fired.

Find the failed CEO who got a 200 million dollar bonus while being fired. mockup

Find the failed CEO who got a 200 million dollar bonus while being fired.

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I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand.

I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand. mockup

I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand.

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"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe." mockup

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

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Man at a desk in Performance Review Dept. has a cannon in the 'OUT' box pointing out the window lights cannon.

Man at a desk in Performance Review Dept. has a cannon in the 'OUT' box pointing out the window lights cannon. mockup

Man at a desk in Performance Review Dept. has a cannon in the 'OUT' box pointing out the window lights cannon.

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'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.' mockup

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

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End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles. mockup

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

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Back in 5 Minutes.

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'I see you hold degrees in eating, sleeping, AND mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the other college graduates who have applied.'

'I see you hold degrees in eating, sleeping, AND mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the other college graduates who have applied.' mockup

'I see you hold degrees in eating, sleeping, AND mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the other college graduates who have applied.'

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'I need to work a different shift.' mockup

'I need to work a different shift.'

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"Sir, are all these compliments and this reminiscing about my time here leading up to my termination?"

"Sir, are all these compliments and this reminiscing about my time here leading up to my termination?" mockup

"Sir, are all these compliments and this reminiscing about my time here leading up to my termination?"

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"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look." mockup

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

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'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.' mockup

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

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City Bus...Leave the driving to us! mockup

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

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Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home mockup

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

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"It makes the commute that much easier."

"It makes the commute that much easier." mockup

"It makes the commute that much easier."

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"I just can't work out where the f*****g Swear Jar money went."

"I just can't work out where the f*****g Swear Jar money went." mockup

"I just can't work out where the f*****g Swear Jar money went."

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Commuting Cynic Gifts Collection

Commuting Cynic Mugs

Looking for more humorous mugs for your commuting cynic? Explore our collection of witty coffee cups designed to make mornings more enjoyable.

Commuting Cynic Pillows

Browse our funny pillows collection, ideal for adding humor and comfort to any space for your commuting cynic.

Commuting Cynic Prints

Discover a variety of humorous wall prints that will make any space more playful for your favorite commuting cynic.

Commuting Cynic T-Shirts

Find the perfect witty t-shirt for your commuting cynic. Browse our range of humorous designs that celebrate the everyday journey with style.