Commute Complainer Gifts

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

'I hate Monday morning commutes!'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Packed like sardines

Laughing Zone Ahead

Commutobile

Is Driving Doomed?

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Fur Baby

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate monday mornings.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.