Commute Hater Gifts

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

"So let me get this clear. You`ll accept the job offer but only if you can work from home."

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

The Daily Commute

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Do you mind?"

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Bus for Giraffes.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Metro Sapien.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 mouth guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the girl scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... ten? I hate myself for not

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"This is the worst parade ever."

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

'I need to work a different shift.'

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

"It makes the commute that much easier."

Nutcracker going home

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.