Commute Evader Gifts

Looking for a quirky gift for the commute evader in your life? Our collection features fun, witty products that speak to their love of avoiding the daily rush. Ideal for those who value creativity, humor, and a touch of rebellion, these gifts are perfect for someone who prefers thinking outside the box and skipping the regular routine. Whether for a friend, family member, or yourself, find a playful way to express their unique approach to life.

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The Daily Commute

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'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!' mockup

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

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I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' - mockup

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

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'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.' mockup

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

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A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic. mockup

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

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Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute. mockup

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

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'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!' mockup

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

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The Bus Stop.

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The bus home.

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"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope." mockup

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

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Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

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"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!" mockup

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

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"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan." mockup

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

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'I went to the city once, but I couldn't get used to the crowds'.

'I went to the city once, but I couldn't get used to the crowds'. mockup

'I went to the city once, but I couldn't get used to the crowds'.

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"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays." mockup

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

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'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.' mockup

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

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"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute." mockup

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

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'Will passengers please step back from the platform edge NOW.'

'Will passengers please step back from the platform edge NOW.' mockup

'Will passengers please step back from the platform edge NOW.'

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"Unbelievable money maker."

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"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

"And now for a terrific report: There is..." mockup

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

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Balloon Head.

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As a teleworker Colin loved to be reminded of the horrors of commuting.

As a teleworker Colin loved to be reminded of the horrors of commuting. mockup

As a teleworker Colin loved to be reminded of the horrors of commuting.

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Bus stop and reader

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Waiting and waiting and waiting room mockup

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

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'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.' mockup

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

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"I know the D train would have been faster, brainiac, but the B has a quiet authority."

"I know the D train would have been faster, brainiac, but the B has a quiet authority." mockup

"I know the D train would have been faster, brainiac, but the B has a quiet authority."

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Leg stretching.

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"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week." mockup

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

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"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?" mockup

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

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'I eat an instant breakfast and come to work on rapid transit, only to be put on hold by the Board on Education.'

'I eat an instant breakfast and come to work on rapid transit, only to be put on hold by the Board on Education.' mockup

'I eat an instant breakfast and come to work on rapid transit, only to be put on hold by the Board on Education.'

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'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.' mockup

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

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'I've completely forgotten what fourth gear's for.'

'I've completely forgotten what fourth gear's for.' mockup

'I've completely forgotten what fourth gear's for.'

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"Your tickets are only valid between 9:37 and 09:45 on an alternate Tuesday in a month with an 'R' in it. . . and only on the less-frequent train company. . ."

"Your tickets are only valid between 9:37 and 09:45 on an alternate Tuesday in a month with an 'R' in it. . . and only on the less-frequent train company. . ." mockup

"Your tickets are only valid between 9:37 and 09:45 on an alternate Tuesday in a month with an 'R' in it. . . and only on the less-frequent train company. . ."

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