Commute Adventurer Gifts

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Bus for Giraffes.

'Just doing the school run.'

Road work next 15 years.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

The bus home.

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

The Bus Stop.

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"It makes the commute that much easier."

Nutcracker going home

Pope Francis on public transport.

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

Bus stop and reader

Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

Today's highs will be around 65. Today's lows will be getting out of bed and the morning commute.

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

'I've completely forgotten what fourth gear's for.'