Commuting Adventurer Gifts

The Bus Stop.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'Just doing the school run.'

Bus for Giraffes.

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"It's marzipan pigs."

Road work next 15 years.

Wrong Way.

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Couple using dogs to pull their camper van.

Tedium Tours.

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Man doing a crossword puzzle noticing a rat doing a maze puzzle

'That flight is totally booked, but for $100 I can arrange for you to ride in the lavatory.'

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

'Sorry, dear. After three hours into the trip, it suddenly occurred to me that I forgot you. I'll come back to pick you up.'

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

'Nice RV!'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

Nutcracker going home