Commuting Adventurer T-Shirts

The Bus Stop.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

'Just doing the school run.'

Bus for Giraffes.

"It's marzipan pigs."

Road work next 15 years.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Wrong Way.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Couple using dogs to pull their camper van.

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Tedium Tours.

Man doing a crossword puzzle noticing a rat doing a maze puzzle

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

'Sorry, dear. After three hours into the trip, it suddenly occurred to me that I forgot you. I'll come back to pick you up.'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

'Nice RV!'

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'

Nutcracker going home

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"Yeah, it was a good holiday, but we really stood out as tourists; it was a pine forest. . ."