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'Sorry, Clark, but you know the rules on smoking in this carpool.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Do you mind?"

'Just doing the school run.'

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Bus for Giraffes.

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

The bus home.

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

The Bus Stop.

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

Back in 5 Minutes.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

Stretch-Camel.

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'