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Disoriented Express

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Do you mind?"

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Gymnast's Commute

Bus for Giraffes.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Elevator's fixed.'

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

Stretch-Camel.

Nutcracker going home

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

Boris Bike

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Bus of Fools

"It makes the commute that much easier."

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

"Have you considered not going home at night? Just think of the travel savings.."

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

Pope Francis on public transport.