Commuting Enthusiast Gifts

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

Terry lived in the Green belt beside the Stockbroker belt which was inside the Commuter belt.

'You're pressing your pass upside-down and back-to-front - how am I expected to know you are an OAP?'

"I still say you can go too far with car sharing."

"It makes the commute that much easier."

"And if you see anything unusual please tell..."

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

'Your job is safe ... if you can commute to India.'

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Touring Cyclist

Packed like sardines

Is Driving Doomed?

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Commutobile

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Laughing Zone Ahead

Scarf puts hat back on.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate monday mornings.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It