Commuting Connoisseur Gifts

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Back in 5 Minutes.

"No texting, no holding a cellphone, no drinking. What is it they expect us to DO in a car?!"

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

A man watches as his neighbor leaves for work riding on a fast horse.

Stretch-Camel.

In the event of emergency, break glass gently.

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

"...and this is for the Surbiton Waterloo campaign of '63..."

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

Tuesday

"Well yes Darling, it's kind of like a migration, but humans do it twice a day instead of every six months: it's called "peak hour"..."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Do you mind?"

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Bus for Giraffes.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand.

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Nutcracker going home

"It makes the commute that much easier."

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Boris Bike

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."