Commute Connoisseur Gifts

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

"Do you mind?"

"I'm sorry you're having a hard time, Roy. Please forgive my Schadenfreude."

"Now that I've been let go, the commute is all I have."

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"Sorry I'm late. My train arrived on time and I wasn't expecting it!"

Night tube map

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Jungle Taxi

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Bus for Giraffes.

Road work next 15 years.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Metro Sapien.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Stretch-Camel.

Boris Bike

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

"It makes the commute that much easier."

Nutcracker going home

"Have you considered not going home at night? Just think of the travel savings.."

Pope Francis on public transport.

Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)