Adventure Commuter Gifts

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Safari.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Jungle Taxi

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'Just doing the school run.'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

I told you not to touch its belly.

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

Alternative Airport

The Bus Stop.

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!

'Well? How was the flight?'

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"Are you sure this is St. Tropez?"

Jungle Taxi