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'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

"So let me get this clear. You`ll accept the job offer but only if you can work from home."

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

The Daily Commute

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Do you mind?"

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Bus for Giraffes.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"This is the worst parade ever."

Nutcracker going home

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

"It makes the commute that much easier."

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

'I need to work a different shift.'

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."