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"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

The US election is over.

The return of Miss Subways

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Endless Summer III"

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Oar-tobahn.

Snowman going to work.

"I gave on the E train."

Airline concerns.

'How am I doing?'

"You know your problem, Monte? There's more to life than always checking how your stocks are doing."

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Environmentally Friendly Transport

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

"Yes, it is true! I've finally persuaded Derek to take a holiday."

Road Construction Blues.

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

Brian, I hope you're prepared for the conference in Hawaii. You bet!

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.